Let's Talk About...Conspiracy Theories!

Sit tight kids, this is gonna be entertaining for me and you.

I figure I've been writing about a lot of topics that people need advice about and some deep shit and haven't really written something that people can enjoy and get a crack out of (if you know what I mean). So, for another blog post, I'm going to give you some classic entertainment on one of the many things I love to watch and read.

That is conspiracy theories.

Now, I have some personal favourites (curtesy of Shane Dawson, thanks babe) and I want to share them with you because these will actually mess with your mind.

So, now I'll stop talking shit and get on with it.

DISCLAIMER: This is for entertainment purposes, none of these are true given facts. These are not meant to harm anyone, they are only theories.

1. Lil Miquela

Okay, you're probably going to wondering who the hell is that? Well, lemme break it down for you.

So, there's an Instagram page about a girl who looks exactly like a character out of one of those really detailed video games, like Last of Us, Sims and Outlast, and is basically tripping out the whole internet if she's a real person or not.

I mean, you can decide for yourself:

So pretty much, the conspiracy theory behind her is a few things. One: she's art student that digitally enhances her own photos for art (but like, as if). Two: Her boyfriend is good at digitally enhancing photos.

Three: she's creating this confusion for people to get her talked about, which in turn helps her promote clothing, sunglasses for companies to make money and has created a very auto tuned track. ( I mean it's not horrible but like - meh)

Listen below:

But, here's more information that's been released from a lot of people on the internet. A lot of people think that it's this girl named Karlie with the Instagram, Karstinkle.

Just looking at her she has the same face, body figure and the damn freckles. I mean - I'm pretty convinced that it's her. Don't believe me?

Look at them side by side:

Karlie has the exact same necklace as Miquela:

Also, (because I'm me) I stalked Karlie's profile (which is amazing btw) and saw that she had a boyfriend too. His name is bevmastergriff.

They seem pretty cute together don't they? Well, I continued to look through his Instagram and this is what I found:

LITERALLY. IT'S HIM AND LIL MIQUELA.

Now, Shane Dawson managed to get an interview with Lil Miquela, which in turn her voice was auto tuned whilst speaking to him and was very coy on how she answered her questions. There's a video about it on Youtube if you want to check it out.

So obviously, we may never know who Lil Miquela really is, but my gut instinct is telling me something different my dudes, and it's never wrong.

2. Mandela Effect

Alright, now when you think of Mandela you think of Nelson Mandela, which is obviously understandable.

But the reason behind that is because many believe Nelson Mandela actually died in prison, when in fact he actually died a free man.

But, for those who don't know what a Mandela Effect is and is confused, allow me to elaborate.

The conspiracy theory behind the Mandela Effect is where people have remembered something and look back, only to find it never actually happened. That, at some point in time, we've travelled to a parallel universe, where things have changed. But, we remember them the same.

Still confused? I'll give you an example.

Star Wars, the most famous moment in history (spoiler alert ahead) where Darth Vader tells Luke and quote "Luke, I am your father". The most famous moment in history, you remember it right?

What if I told you, that you were wrong.

He ACTUALLY said "No, I am your father" I don't know about you, but I've always remembered it as "Luke, I am your father" but I don't know. You still maybe don't get it, I'll hit you up with another one.

Mickey Mouse, one of my all time favourite cartoon characters.

I remember him wearing Red shorts and two red straps with two yellow buttons that held his suspenders up. Like this:

Well, apparently I'm a dumbass because Mickey has never worn suspenders. EVER.

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So I don't know what you all remember, but this one completely blew my mind.

There's so many more out there in the internet world, so, if you've become curious like I have, search them up. But, once you do it, you won't be able to stop.

3. The Titanic

Now, you all remember the whole thing about the Titanic and the ship sinking, killing a lot of people and only a small amount surviving, right?

Well, what if I told you that there's a theory that the Titanic actually didn't sink at all.

I know it sounds crazy, but bare with me.

So the theory is that the company who built the Titanic had a lot of ships that were already made, and one of the boats was called The Olympic, which was famous to a lot of people.

Supposedly, The Olympic had a couple of collisions throughout it's existence and was pretty much on it's last leg. The company was in panic about the fact that they wouldn't be able to make money anymore because The Olympic wouldn't sail and the company would go bankrupt.

So, before the Titanic set sail onto to New York, the company switched the ships around. The Olympic became the Titanic, and the Titanic became the Olympic.

So, the company knew the ship was going to sink and wanted it to sink so that they could collect the insurance money from it.

I know it sounds crazy and unrealistic, but I kind of somewhat believe it.

You want to know why?

A documentary was posted on Youtube of a crew going down to film parts of the Titanic to find any remains and or clues about the sinking. What they discovered on the side of the ship blew their minds.

Do you see it?

Let me help you out.

The letters M & P were found on the hull of the Titanic. M & P aren't anywhere in the name Titanic. Could this mean that it really was the Olympic that sunk? Only time will tell I suppose. You can chose what to believe.

4. Peter Pan

Peter Pan is my favourite movie of all time. Every time I'm sick or I'm having a shitty day, I'll sit and watch it, both the cartoon and the real live action one (Jeremy Sumpter went through puberty wonderfully may I add).

But, there's a theory about this movie that is entirely messed up, but makes a lot of sense.

So, you know how Peter takes Wendy, John and Michael to Neverland, and how when you get there you never grow up, like how the lost boys and Peter are all still children?

Well, the theory is that Peter Pan is actually an angel that takes children who have passed away to Neverland, also known as heaven. Which is why none of the Lost Boys have aged and neither has Peter.

I know, it's completely messed up.

But, to add on to the theory, it was also said that the Darling House caught on fire and Wendy, Michael and John all perished in the fire whilst they were fast asleep. Then, Peter collected them and took them to heaven, known as Neverland.

I get shivers every time I think about it.

Okay, so now I bet you're all wondering; "What about the illuminati?" well, if you really want me to talk about the celebrity illuminati theories and anything else to do with the illuminati, hit the heart button in the bottom right hand corner and let me know!

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